Did you know that the longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds? That's like, really long.
Also, there's a species of jellyfish that's immortal. Yeah, it's a real thing. It's like, "Hey, I'm done with life, I'm just gonna stick around forever."
And, of course, the shortest war in history was between Britain and Argentina over the Falkland Islands. That's some real drama.