Prophet of Disaster: Our Services

• Prophecies
• Fortune Telling
• Mischief Management
• Consulting: Because You Need Help

As a renowned Prophet of Disaster, I offer a range of services to help you navigate the perils of the modern world.

From prophecies of doom and despair to advice on how to avoid actually getting caught in said doom and despair, I'm your go-to guy for all things apocalyptic.

But wait, there's more!

With my team of highly trained (in apocalyptic preparedness) professionals, you can rest assured that we'll guide you through the coming catastrophe with style.

So, what are you waiting for? Book your appointment with the Prophet of Disaster today, and let's get this apocalypse started!