Welcome to the Extra Cheese headquarters, where we've managed to get away with it all this time.
We've been secretly plotting against the Alien Overlords for years, and our plan is coming along swimmingly.
Our top-secret agents are infiltrating all levels of the Alien government, gathering intel, and spreading propaganda.
But we're not just stopping at world domination, no, no, no. We have our sights set on the ultimate prize: the control of the universe's last slice of extra cheese.
Want to see our progress?
Or maybe you're just here for the snacks. We have an impressive selection of intergalactic nachos.