Step 1: Gather Your Yarn
Acquire a sufficient supply of yarn. The type is irrelevant, but quantity is everything. We recommend a minimum of 500 yards per attempt.
Warning: This technique is not for the faint of heart or those with a fear of falling.
Acquire a sufficient supply of yarn. The type is irrelevant, but quantity is everything. We recommend a minimum of 500 yards per attempt.
Alternatively, you may wish to explore the Alternative Method, which involves using a pogo stick.