Extreme Crochet Technique 3a: A Guide to Yarn-Based Self-Defenestration

Warning: This technique is not for the faint of heart or those with a fear of falling.

Step 1: Gather Your Yarn

Acquire a sufficient supply of yarn. The type is irrelevant, but quantity is everything. We recommend a minimum of 500 yards per attempt.

Proceed to Step 2: Create an Anchor Point

Alternatively, you may wish to explore the Alternative Method, which involves using a pogo stick.