In the world of Extreme Croquet, the mallets are not just for show. They are the ultimate symbol of power, the key to victory, and the source of endless frustration for your opponents. But beware, for a mallet can be both a blessing and a curse.
Rule 1: All players must use a mallet at least once during the game. Failure to do so shall result in instant disqualification.
Rule 2: Mallets are not allowed to be used as a makeshift microphone or a prop in a dramatic reading of "Hamlet".
Rule 3: Any player caught using a mallet to "accidentally" knock over a opponent's hoop shall be subject to a 5-game suspension.