Extreme Ironing Regulations

The Extreme Ironing Regulations are a series of guidelines set forth by the Extreme Ironing Federation to govern the conduct of extreme ironing enthusiasts worldwide.

Section 1: Safety First

1. Wear proper safety gear at all times, including a helmet, knee pads, and a fireproof jumpsuit.
2. Ironing boards must be securely anchored to prevent them from toppling over in high winds.
3. Always iron a test patch before proceeding with extreme ironing.

Subsection 1.3: The Extreme Ironing Code

1. Article 1: Ironing in the Dark. Never iron in complete darkness.
2. Article 2: No ironing on Sundays.
3. Article 3: Extreme ironing is not an excuse for poor housekeeping.

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