Folding your pants is not just about getting the creases right, it's a form of meditation.
Start by ironing a piece of paper to get the feel of the fabric.
Then, fold your pants in half, and smooth out any wrinkles.
Next, fold them in half again, and smooth out any remaining wrinkles.
Repeat this process until you're a pants-folding ninja.
Learn more about The Tuck and The Roll!For advanced ironers only! The Tuck and The Roll is not for the faint of heart.
Requires a high level of folding skills and a strong stomach.
Warning: may cause dizziness, confusion, and spontaneous combustion.
Read about The Steam Ironing of Death!A technique so extreme, it's not even safe for human consumption.
Warning: may cause serious injury, or worse, permanent damage to your clothes.
Not recommended for anyone under 18 years old, or anyone with a weak heart!
(Please, for the love of all things sane, do not attempt this technique at home)
The End: Where Ironing Goes to DieA place where all hope is lost, and ironing is a distant memory.
A place where the only thing that's left is a pile of wrinkled, smoldering ashes.
A place where the only thing that's left to do is weep.
(Or, you know, just go back to technique 1)