Welcome, human subject, to the Feline Overlords' guide to buying a cat. In this comprehensive resource, we'll walk you through the process of acquiring a feline companion, from initial assessment to post-purchase care and maintenance.

Step 1: Initial Feline Assessment

Step 2: Cat Selection

Step 3: Purchase and Pre-Post-Adoption Protocol

Step 4: Post-Adoption Maintenance and Training

Appendix: Catnip and Cat Tower Safety