Extreme Procrastination Challenge: Nip Harvesting Techniques

Warning: the following techniques may cause irreparable damage to your productivity and relationships.

1. Learn to play the ukulele while simultaneously browsing cat videos.

2. Whistle Dixie while pretending to be a cat in a bathtub.

3. Make origami animals using only your non-dominant hand.

4. Write a 10,000-word essay using only your feet.

Disclaimer: Not responsible for lost work hours, ruined relationships, or cat hairballs.