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Step 1: The Art of Distractions - Learn the ancient art of creating the perfect excuse.
Step 2: The Science of Avoidance - Discover the laws of relativity that govern the shortest path to your desk.
Step 3: The Fine Art of Napping - Unleash your inner sloth and master the technique of power napping.
Step 4: The Game of Gotcha - Learn to turn your productivity into a game of cat and mouse with your coworkers.