Option 4: Bass Ukulele - The Ultimate Procrastination Technique

Warning: This is Not Recommended for Actual Musicians

Are you tired of productivity? Do you want to waste an entire afternoon strumming a single note? Look no further! The Bass Ukulele is the perfect tool for procrastination masters.

Here are the basic chords you'll need to get started:

• C: A single, majestic C. The foundation of all bass lines.
• G: A gruff, grumpy G. Perfect for when you're feeling particularly grumpy.
• Am: A mellow, meandering Am. For when you're feeling particularly lazy.

Now, go ahead and strum these chords for hours on end. Your productivity will plummet, but your ukulele skills will soar!

Want to learn more about the advanced techniques of Bass Ukulele Procrastination?

• Advanced Techniques
• Ukulele as Therapy