Step 1: Hold the ukulele correctly (it's not as hard as it looks, we promise)
Step 2: Pluck some strings, make some noise (repeat for 5 minutes)
Remember, it's all about the rhythm (or is it?}
Step 3: Play a whole song (or don't, we won't judge you)
Just kidding, it'll take 10 tries and a few hours of staring at the wall
Proceed to Step 4: The Noodling Frenzy