Step 3: Practice Your Skills, or Else You'll Be Singing "Who Let the Dogs..." for the Rest of Your Life
Get those fingers moving! Practice those basic chords like "C5" and "G5". Remember, it's all about the rhythm, baby! Don't get distracted by shiny objects, and for the love of all that is holy, don't even think about folding that stack of laundry. Focus on your ukulele skills, or you'll be playing "The Wheels on the Bus" for the rest of the day... and the rest of your life.
Step 4: Advanced Chords, Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do
Don't forget, practice makes perfect, but so does procrastination! Stay focused, or you'll be stuck in an eternal loop of "La Cucaracha"!