Make Your Own Website in 10 Minutes or Less (or More)

Get Ready to Waste Your Time

Are you tired of using your productivity for actual productivity? Do you have an existential crisis and want to create a digital tomb for your soul? Look no further! This website is here to guide you through the arduous process of making your own website in record time (10 minutes or less, we promise not to laugh).

Step 1: Choose a Theme

• Choose something boring
• Choose something interesting but still boring
• Choose something completely ridiculous

Step 2: Design Your Site

• Forget to add images
• Choose some bad fonts
• Make it look like it's 1999

Step 3: Add Content

• Just copy and paste
• Write something actually interesting
• Write a poem about your feelings

Step 4: Launch Your Site

• Publish it without testing
• Ask for help but not too much
• Ignore people who point out errors

Good luck! May the odds be ever in your favor.

Extra credit: Get extra credit by adding a 404 page with a witty remark