Moon Phases for Sandcastles: A Guide to Quantum Procrastination
Why Sandcastles Matter
The moon phases are not just for gazing at, my friend. No, no, no. They're for planning the ultimate sandcastle. The one that will last until the next big wave of procrastination comes along.
Quantum Sandcastle Phases
- New Moon: The Ultimate Procrastination Day
- Waxing Crescent: The Building Begins
- First Quarter: The First Wave of Procrastination Hits
- Waxing Gibbous: The Second Wave of Procrastination Approaches
- Full Moon: The Ultimate Sandcastle
- Waning Gibbous: The First Signs of Sanity Return
- Last Quarter: The Second Wave of Sanity Returns
- Waning Crescent: The End of the Sandcastle Dream
Sandcastle Maintenance
Don't let your sandcastle fall victim to the harsh realities of reality. Learn how to maintain the perfect quantum sandcastle, even when the world around you is crumbling.
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