In a world where lunar artistry is taken to absurd new heights, the 4-the-moon-ceptional-ceptional-technique is the ultimate moon-sculpting method for those who dare to push the boundaries of sanity. This avant-garde approach combines the principles of existential dread and the thrill of potentially ruining a perfectly good rock with the precision of a Swiss watch and the unpredictability of a drunken sailor.
Not just any moon will do. You're looking for one that's roughly the size of a small house or a large watermelon. Anything larger and you risk losing control of the process, and anything smaller, well, you might as well just use a paperclip.
Once you've found your moon, it's time to prepare it for the 4-the-moon-ceptional-ceptional-technique. This involves applying a liberal amount of moon-specific primer, which is a special sauce that's equal parts paint, glitter, and existential dread.
This is where things get really interesting. Using a combination of surgical precision and reckless abandon, you'll apply the 4-the-moon-ceptional-ceptional-technique to the moon, carefully crafting a masterpiece of moon-ness that defies the laws of physics and good taste.
Side effects may include: