The Art of Doing Nothing: A Guide to Moon Sculpting Techniques
After centuries of research and countless hours of staring at the moon, we've finally cracked the code to creating the most exquisite moon sculptures the world has ever seen. It all starts with the right mindset: embracing the void, surrendering to the void, and occasionally yelling at the void for taking so long to respond to your texts.
Here's a step-by-step guide to moon sculpting techniques:
- Step 1: Stare at the moon for at least 4 hours, preferably with a cup of coffee in hand.
- Step 2: Use a combination of string and glue to create the illusion of movement, because that's what the moon looks like when it's actually doing nothing.
- Step 3: Add some flair with a few well-placed rocks, because who needs actual artistic merit when you can just use some rocks?
- Step 4: Take a 2-hour break to scroll through social media, because you need to stay inspired.
- Step 5: Repeat steps 1-4 until you've created a moon sculpture that's 90% complete, and then just give up and call it "finished."