The Art of Moon Sculpting
Welcome, extreme procrastinators, to the moon sculpting techniques page! This is where we'll guide you through the process of creating a lunar masterpiece while doing the bare minimum.
Step 1: Choose Your Moon Material
Select the perfect moon rock for your project. Do you want it to be craggy and rough, like the surface of a well-worn couch? Or perhaps smooth and silky, like a freshly polished space helmet?
Step 2: Shape Your Moon
Use your trustyประกassistant's hammer to tap, tap, tap your way to lunar greatness. Don't worry about precision, just wing it and hope for the best.
Step 3: Add Some Sparkle
Time to add some flair to your moon! Use our patented Moon Sparkle-It-All spray to give it that extra something. Side effects may include: excessive happiness, spontaneous smiling, and temporary blindness due to over-excitement.