Warning: This page is dedicated to the art of doing the bare minimum under the light of the full moon.
As the moon casts its silvery glow over the landscape, we find ourselves drawn to the siren's call of the Extreme Procrastination Challenge.
Here, you'll learn the ancient techniques of the moon-sculpting masters, who turned the art of procrastination into a revered discipline.
Start by staring at the wall. Yes, just stare. Let the seconds tick by like grains of sand in the moonlit hourglass.
When the wall begins to feel like a personal acquaintance, move on to the next step: making a to-do list that's only 10 items long, and then promptly forgetting what it says.
As the moon dips below the horizon, take a break and grab a snack. The most important thing in the world is the snack. Don't forget it.