Accidentally Creating a Moon Selfie

You've done it. You've managed to carve a self-portrait of yourself onto the moon using nothing but a laser, some granite, and a healthy dose of apathy. Congratulations, space traveler! You've achieved the ultimate in extreme procrastination.

Learn from your mistakes and see the most common moon selfie blunders

Step 1: Find the Perfect Spot

Look for a moon crater with a decent wifi signal
Make sure the sun is not directly overhead or you'll end up with a moon-blasted retina

Step 2: Prepare Your Laser

Don't forget to set it to 'carve' mode, not 'blast'
Invest in some moon-proof safety goggles, just in case

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