Extreme Procrastination Challenge: Moon Sculpting Techniques
Welcome to the Extreme Procrastination Challenge: Moon Sculpting Techniques, where we take the art of doing nothing and turn it into an art form.
Technique 1: The Ancient Art of Binge-Watching
- Find your favorite TV show, but only on the 12th season.
- Watch 3 hours of it without getting up to get a snack or use the bathroom.
- Repeat until time is irrelevant.
Technique 2: The Power of Infinite Browser Tabs
- Open 50 browser tabs, each with a different social media platform.
- Compare your cat's Instagram posts with your aunt's cat's Instagram posts.
- Repeat until you're convinced your cat is secretly a social media influencer.
Technique 3: The Art of Extreme Pajama-Wearing
- Wear the same pajamas for 3 days straight.
- Claim you're in a "creative phase."
- Repeat until your family thinks you're a hermit.