Step 1: Clear your browser history. Erase your bookmarks. Uninstall your productivity apps. You won't need them.
Step 2: Replace your desk with a bean bag chair. It's like a chair, but also a bean-filled womb.
Step 3: Set your phone to "Do Not Disturb." Then set it to "Do Not Disturb (But Allow Emergency Pizza Deliveries)"
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Disclaimer: This is not a real brain hack. In fact, this is the opposite of a brain hack. It's a brain-negation technique.