Welcome to the infinite loop, where time is currency and procrastination is king. You've been stuck here for 427 loops, 12 minutes and 32 seconds, give or take.
We're not really sure why you're here, but we've got plenty of distractions to keep you occupied.
Try to escape the loop if you think you can handle it.
Or, you know, just scroll down and see what other nonsense we've got.