Procrastination Techniques

Now that you've mastered the art of doing nothing, it's time to learn how to do even less.

Here's the second puzzle to help you achieve this lofty goal:

Technique 1: The Ancient Art of Browsing YouTube for 5 Hours Straight

Browse the same video 20 times, and write a 10-page essay on its 3-minute clip.

Learn more about this technique and its prophetsJoin the Browsing Club to share your findings

Technique 2: Mastering the Ancient Art of Making Your Bed

Take 30 minutes to perfectly align your pillow, fluff your blanket, and smooth out your sheets. The art of bed-making is a skill that requires dedication and focus.

Join the Bed Making Society to learn from the masters

Technique 3: Creating an Entire New Reality TV Show

Write 50-page script, produce 100 episodes, and create 500 marketing slogans for your new show, "Extreme Procrastination Challenge." The world is waiting!

Join the Production Society to pitch your show