This is not for the faint of heart. This method requires focus, determination, and a strong stomach. It also requires a large, uncut pizza. If you're up for the challenge, read on.
Step 1: Place the pizza on the table, in front of you. Do not be tempted by distractions.
Step 2: Pick up a slice, and hold it above your head like a trophy. Admire the beauty of the melted cheese and the crispy crust.
Step 3: Bring the slice down to your mouth, and take a small bite. Chew slowly, savoring the flavors.
Step 4: Repeat steps 2-3 until the pizza is gone. Do not stop until the box is empty.
Remember, it's not just about eating a pizza, it's about the journey.
Proceed to Step 5: The Art of Eating the Crusts Turn On Cheat Mode (For the Truly Dedicated)