Methods

Step 3: Mastering the Art of Doing Nothing

After mastering the basics, it's time to take your extreme procrastination skills to the next level. This involves developing a range of techniques that will allow you to accomplish nothing at all.

1. The Art of Distraction

Read about the 5+ ways to distract yourself from the task at hand.

2. The Power of Multitasking (or is it Multidistraction?)

Learn how to do multiple things poorly at the same time.

3. The Ancient Art of Mindless Scrolling

Discover the secrets of scrolling through cat videos without accomplishing anything.

You can also try:

Participate in our experimental "Do Nothing" program and see how long you can last! Or learn some actual relaxation techniques that might actually help (spoiler alert).