Extreme Procrastination Challenge: Puzzle 3 - Form 3456: "I'm Not Doing This"

Warning: You're on the brink of disaster. Your deadline is approaching, and you're still on Puzzle 3.

Choose a reason for your procrastination:

Puzzle 4: "The Sudden Urgent Need for a Snack"
Note: The puzzle is a parody of the "I'm Not Doing This" excuse often used by procrastinators.