You're Lost Forever in the Procrastination Vortex

We've received reports that you've been sucked into the infinite loop of Puzzle 1: The Endless Scroll, Puzzle 2: Lost in the Loop, and now you're here, stuck in Puzzle 3: Lost Forever.

We've tried to contact you, but our attempts have been met with only the sound of silence and the faint scent of burnt coffee.

You'll never escape. Ever.

Try to go back to Puzzle 1 if you think it'll make a difference.

Or just Lost in the Loop, we suppose.

Either way, you'll still be here, lost forever.

Best of luck.

Or not.