You are currently hurtling through the vast expanse of space at 300,000 kilometers per second. Your ship's navigation system is malfunctioning, and you're stuck on a never-ending loop of scrolling.
As you zoom past distant planets and nebulae, you notice that the scrolling speed seems to be inversely proportional to the number of memes about infinite scrolling you've seen today.
View the Meme Count to see how many more times you'll have to endure this cosmic Groundhog Day.
Or, if you'd rather, you can try to Repair Your Ship's Navigation. We hear the manual is hidden somewhere on the 37th subpage.
But don't say we didn't warn you... Lost In Space has never been more literal.