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Extreme Procrastination Challenge: Puzzle #5 - Strategy Session

Warning: This session may cause excessive daydreaming, cat video marathons, and spontaneous pizza cravings.

Session Goals:

Browse memes for 4 hours straight without getting up from your chair.
Master the art of folding your socks into intricate origami animals.
Develop a strong argument for why your favorite video game character is secretly a hero.

Agenda:

11:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Watch cat videos on YouTube
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch break! Eat an entire pizza by yourself.
1:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Learn the ancient art of Extreme Procrastination.

Resources:

The Extreme Procrastination Bible (available on Amazon Prime)
A collection of funny cat pictures (available on your phone)
A comfy couch (available in your living room)

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