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Use it wisely (or not at all). Report your progress, or lack thereof, to Progress Reports for the chance to win prizes!
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Disclaimer: This email address may be monitored for signs of life. Do not be surprised if you receive a strongly-worded message about your lack of productivity.
Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor!