Procrastination is a skill, not a crime.
Or is it?
Step 1: Butter the bread, but not too much.
Step 2: Place the cheese in a pan, but not too high.
Step 3: Cook until golden brown, but not too long.
And voila! Your perfect grilled cheese sandwich is ready.
Subtactic 1: The Power of the Double-DeckerTake it to the next level with a double-decker.
Step 1: Fold the fitted sheet in half, but not too much.
Step 2: Tuck in the edges, but not the corners.
Step 3: Repeat until you're ready to give up.
Subtactic 1: The Fitted Sheet Folding SocietyJoin our secret society of fitted sheet folding masters.
Step 1: Separate the lights and darks, but not too much.
Step 2: Sort the clothes into piles, but not too high.
Step 3: Wear the same socks for a week, it's good enough.
Subtactic 1: The Sock Drawer of DespairGet lost in the depths of our infinite sock drawer.
Step 1: Write down everything, even if it's not important.
Step 2: Prioritize, but not too much.
Step 3: Cross out everything, and pretend you're done.
Subtactic 1: The To-Do List of DoomGet lost in the abyss of our endless to-do list.
Step 1: Sort by color, but not by shape.
Step 2: Separate the crunchy from the smooth.
Step 3: Develop a system for eating everything at once.
Subtactic 1: The Snack Food Sorting SocietyJoin our secret society of snack food enthusiasts.
Meet our snack food experts.
They're here to sort your snack food into neat little piles.
For a fee, of course.
Extra SnacksGet extra snacks for your extra fee.