Ukulele Tricks and Techniques: The Extreme Procrastination Challenge Edition

Are you tired of being productive? Do you want to spend all day strumming the same chord on your ukulele? Look no further! We've got the ultimate guide to mastering the art of doing nothing.

Lesson 1: The Infinite Loop

Master the art of playing the same chord for hours on end. A simple C major chord, repeated ad infinitum. Perfect for when you're feeling lazy, or just really, really bored.

Infinite Loop Variant - Add in some fancy fingerpicking patterns to keep things interesting.
Loop the Loop - Try playing the same chord, but with a twist! Literally.

Lesson 2: The Random Number Generator

Use a random number generator to determine which chord to play next. Perfect for when you're feeling really, really stuck.

Random Chord Generator - Because who needs practice when you can just roll a dice?

Lesson 3: The Extreme Procrastination Challenge

Set a timer for 24 hours, or 48, or even 72. How many chords can you play in that time? The goal: to play the most, and the longest, without actually playing any notes.

24 Hour Challenge - The classic. The original. The longest.

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