Forecasts from the Oracle of the Absurd

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Tomorrow's Weather: 100% chance of existential dread.

Tomorrow's Fashion Trends: Everyone will wear pleats in their pants. Again.

Tomorrow's Global Events: The world will end, but only on Tuesdays.

Tomorrow's Sports: The winner of the intergalactic bake-off will finally be crowned.

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