Parody Humor Bombing Challenge: Because Sarcasm is the Highest Form of Flattery

Warning: This website contains excessive amounts of snark and possibly hazardous amounts of eye-rolling.

Challenge yourself to create the most absurd, over-the-top, parody of a serious topic. Think you can do better than "Underwater Basketweaving"?

Rules:

• Make it sound as ridiculous as possible
• Use as many allusions as you can fit into one paragraph
• Try not to actually offend anyone, but let's be real, that's just not going to happen

Current Leaderboard:

1. Burrito (42 points)
2. Underwater Basketweaving (31 points)