The Art of Making Everything Worse

Welcome to UPGRADEOPTIONS, where the only constant is the inevitable slide into chaos.

Our expert team of certified Destructo-Experts are here to help you:

• Destroy Options - Because who needs choices, really?
• Over-Engineer the Solution - Because simplicity is a prophets myth
• Overcompensate for Every Possible Outcome - Because what could possibly go wrong?

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