Part 1 | PARANOIA PANDA PANDEMONIUM: Part 2
As we previously reported, the Paranoid Panda incident has taken a turn for the worse. The pandas in question have begun to organize, donning Guy Fawkes masks and demanding an end to the "tyranny" of bamboo.
The pandas, who had previously been docile and peaceful, have been observed to be armed with an arsenal of rubber chickens and whoopee cushions.
We go live to our correspondent in the field, who has managed to infiltrate the panda's command center and provide us with this exclusive footage.
The situation is dire, folks. The world may never be the same again.
Stay tuned for further updates, and try not to get too close to any pandas. They may look cute, but they're not to be trifled with.