Prophet of Productivity
Meet the burnout artists who've pushed themselves to the edge
They've got 24/7 coverage, 365/24/7 coverage, but do we really need 24/7/24 coverage?
Meet John, the king of the hamster wheel of fortune. He's running 24/7 on his exercise bike while simultaneously coding in Python, eating a whole pizza, and binge-watching Netflix.
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Meet Jane, the queen of burnout bingo. She's got 7 different jobs, 14 freelance gigs, and 3 startup ideas. She's always on the go, but never really getting anything done.
Meet Bob, the lord of the overworked. He's got 3 PhDs, 5 patents, and 12 unfinished novels. He's always working on the next big thing, but never really finishing anything.
Don't try this at home, kids. Trust us, it's not worth it.