Insurance FAQs and Bloopers

We're glad you asked! Our insurance company has been around for 5 minutes, and we've learned a thing or two about what not to do.

What is a Blooper?, our take on the most asked question of the last decade.

Why Should I Buy Insurance From Here?, a question we'll answer with a healthy dose of sarcasm.

What Happens If I Lose My Cat?, our take on the existential crisis that is feline loss.

Bloopers and Their Consequences

Our company has been known to have the following bloopers:

We once accidentally sent out 100 insurance policies with our names spelled backwards.
We had to refund 3% of our profits to the wrong company last year (it was a real thing, we swear).
We once tried to sell "Insurance for Your Fjord" but it bombed.

More on Insurance for Your Fjord (just kidding, it's not a real thing, but it could be, right?)

That's all for now, folks!

Phone us at 555-555-5555 (press 6 for our automated Blooper-Answering System)

Visit us in person at 123 Bloopville, USA (if you can find it, we'll be the one with the "Help Me" sign)