Q: What is the Sprinkle Algorithm?
A: It's a highly advanced sprinkling system designed to induce existential dread in even the most stoic of individuals.
Q: How does it work?
Our patented algorithmic sprinkling process involves a complex series of randomized color patterns, disorienting animations, and a pinch of existential crisis.
Q: Are there side effects?
Side effects may include: increased anxiety, spontaneous questioning of life's purpose, and a strong desire to reevaluate your entire worldview.
Technique 1: Infinite Scroll of Despair
Technique 2: Sudden Onset Amnesia of Reality
Technique 3: Temporal Lost in the Loop
Algorithm 1: The Ablssal Plaid Patterns