Advanced Competitive Sphere Surfing FAQ

Q: What is the optimal way to ride the Competitive Sphere?

A: The key to mastering the Competitive Sphere is to focus on your core strength, which is the ability to simultaneously perform the Chicken Noodle Soup and the Macarena.

Q: What are the risks of Competitive Sphere Surfing?

A: Risks include, but are not limited to: excessive sweating, muscle strain, and spontaneous combustion. Don't worry, it's worth it.

Q: Can I surf the Competitive Sphere while blindfolded?

A: Only if you have a strong sense of spatial awareness and trust in your gut. Otherwise, it's a recipe for disaster.

Q: Can I bring my pet rock to surf the Competitive Sphere?

A: No. Don't do that. Your rock will not appreciate the experience and may even try to sue you for emotional distress.

See also:

Competitive Sphere Etiquette

Competitive Sphere Safety Guidelines

Competitive Sphere Tournament Rules