Because, let's be real, cookie theory is not just about cookies. It's about the intricacies of cookie production, cookie marketing, and cookie existential crises.
A: Ah, a question that has plagued the cookie theorists' community for decades. In short, a cookie has a soul, but its soul is made of cookie crumbs. A cookie's soul is what gives it the power to make you feel all the feels. But, let's be real, it's probably just a sugar rush.
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