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Advanced Dress Code Exceptions

At Neo-Brutalist, we're not your average, run-of-the-mill, cookie-cutter corporation. We have rules, but we have exceptions. And these aren't your average exceptions - we're talking advanced exceptions here.

So, you want to know what constitutes an advanced dress code exception? Well, let me tell you:

You're a time-traveler from the 90s and you insist on wearing your acid-washed jeans and oversized flannel shirt.
You're a cyborg and your mechanical limbs are causing undue distress to our fluorescent lighting.
You're a shapeshifter and you've taken on the form of a majestic peacock, but only on Tuesdays.
You're a being from a parallel dimension, but only the one where plaid is the default color scheme.
You're secretly a giant squid and your tentacles are getting too big for our elevator.

Don't even get us started on the Exceptions for Advanced Beings with Multiple Limbs or Exceptions for Time-Travelers with Unconventional Senses.

Now, if you're still unsure about your specific exception, don't worry! Just contact us and we'll get back to you with an answer that's sure to leave you feeling like you're in on the joke.