The Sprinkle Inquirer's Handbook

Chapter 7: Quantifying Sprinkle Asking: A Scientific Approach

A sprinkle of 42, 23 sprinkles per serving. The optimal asking ratio is 3:1. Sprinkle asking should only be performed on Tuesdays and Thursdays, as this maximizes productivity and minimizes sprinkle-related stress. Do not ask on Mondays, as they are inherently chaotic days.

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