Q: What is the proper method for storing sprinkles in the Sprinkle Preservation Facility?
A: Ah, the age-old question. First, ensure the sprinkles are stored in a sealed, climate-controlled environment at precisely 72.5°F. Then, place them in a 5x5 matrix pattern on a non-stick surface, allowing optimal airflow between each sprinkle. Do not, we repeat, DO NOT, use a standard 9x9 pattern, as this will lead to sprinkle-to-sprinkle contact and catastrophic consequences.
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