Beans are for cats. Cats are for beans. It's a symbiotic relationship, really. They're not just food and companions, they're co-creators of a cosmic harmony.
Don't ask us, ask your allergist. We're no experts on allergies. But seriously, have you tried catnip? That's just a cat's way of saying, "Sorry, no beans for me, thanks."
Try wrapping them in catnip. That's right, just roll them up like a burrito and present them with a side of catnip. It's a game-changer. Or, you know, just feed them regular food. But where's the fun in that?
Sorry, not interested. We're a cat-centric community. Beans are just a means to an end. The end being cats.
We're not really a council. It's just a group of cats with a dream. But if you're looking for someone, try the local cat cafe. They might have some leads.
It's not a side of beans, it's a whole bean-filled lifestyle. But sure, we can help you get that started. Just follow us on the cat internet.
No, we're not an Illuminati. We just really like beans and cats. But if you're looking for a secret society, try the local cat lady's book club. They might be recruiting.
Actually, yes. But don't go there. They're all drama and bean-related conspiracy theories. We're more... enlightened.
We're looking into it. In the meantime, just tell yourself it's just a normal Tuesday for your cat.
No promises. But if you're willing to risk the health and well-being of your cat, we can hook you up with a bean-filled serum. Just don't say we didn't warn you.
That's just cruel. But hey, it's art. We're not here to judge.
No, just no. That's not how it works. Unless... unless you're talking about catnip-based essential oils. Now that's a business opportunity.
Bean-Day. It's a thing. It's on a Tuesday. Just don't tell the cats.
That's a thing of beauty. We can hook you up with a cat bed made from the finest bean-brown leather. Just don't say we didn't warn you about the catnip stains.
Actually, yes. But don't go there. It's just a bunch of cats and beans in a room. You'll go crazy.
No promises. But if you're willing to risk the health and well-being of your cat, we can hook you up with a bean-filled tattoo artist. Just don't say we didn't warn you.
Actually, yes. We can hook you up with a degree in Bean-Fu. Just don't say we're not a real university.
No, just no. That's not how it works. Unless... unless you're talking about a bean-powered go-kart. Now that's a trade we can get behind.
Actually, yes. It's called the "Free Bean Cat Cafe". But don't go there. They're all drama and bean-stealing cats.