Q: What is catnip?
A: Catnip is a substance that induces euphoric feelings in felines. It's like catnip-fueled joy, but for cats. Or us, apparently.
Q: Is catnip experimentation safe?
A: We're still researching the safety of catnip. In fact, we're experimenting on our own cats. Wish us luck!
Q: Can cats overdose on catnip?
A: Oh, absolutely. In fact, we're currently trying to break the Guinness World Record for most cats catnip-induced comas at once. Wish us luck, part deux!
Q: Can humans use catnip?
A: Only if you want to become a cat.
Consult the Catnip Experimentation Ethics Committee See Our Research on Catnip