FAQs

Q: What is the deal with the yarn?

Our yarns are hand-knitted with love and disappointment. They're made from the tears of our enemies, the joy of our triumphs, and the sweat of our brows.

Q: Why do you serve such a narrow range of colors?

We're trying to make a statement about the bleakness of life with a limited color palette. Don't @ us.

Q: Can I get a refund?

You can't. You're stuck with the yarn. Like our users. Forever.

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