A: According to our team of expert gassers, the ideal fart frequency for a healthy adult is between 12-15 minutes, with a recommended daily average of 5-7 farts.
A: While it's highly unlikely, it's not impossible. In fact, we've heard of at least 3 documented cases of farts being used to distract or disorient attackers. However, please don't try this at home, kids.
A: Actually, yes! Our team of sound designers have been experimenting with fart-powered synths, and the results are...interesting. Check out our Fart-Music page for more info.
A: While it's true that farts can help plant growth, it's not a recommended practice. Our team of botanists have been using farts as a fertilizer, but we've had to issue a few recalls due to...unpleasant odors.