Frequently Asked Questions (and Answers) - Fart-Odor Edition

Warning: The following answers are entirely fictional and may not actually address your real questions.

Why do I get a headache after eating beans?

It's not the beans, it's the evil dance moves you do after eating them.

Can I use farts as a weapon?

No, you cannot. Learn more about the dangers of farts gone wrong.

Why do I smell like a sewer when I eat fish?

It's the Mermaid Syndrome - a rare condition where your body turns you into a human-seawater hybrid.

What's the best way to get rid of the smell of farts?

Try using Odor Neutralizers, or just blame it on your neighbor.

Why do I get gassy when I drink soda?

It's the Soda Siphoning - your stomach's way of saying, "Hey, human, slow down on the carbonation."

Can I use farts as a natural fertilizer?

Only if you want your garden to be the talk of the town. Learn more about the perils of farty fertilizers.